ONE-LINERS…

By Anita Mondragon
 

My husband, Mike, is always on the look-out for witty remarks and great quotes with meaning.  He was on Facebook the other evening, and read the following statements to me.

If you’ve already heard/read these…please forgive the repetition.  Even so, they do bear repeating!  Take a look…then take them to heart! -anita
  •  Forbidden fruit makes many jams!
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  • Dust on your Bible leads to dirt in your life!
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  • If life is a puzzle, ask Jesus…He’ll help you find the missing PEACE!
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  • God wants Spiritual fruits…not religious nuts!
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  • Need a life guard?  Mine walks on water!
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  • Prayer is access to God without ‘roaming fees’!
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  • Sin makes a hole in your bucket of joy!
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  • Easter is something to dye for…
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  • What is missing from Ch  ch? ….  U R!

 

And my personal favorite…

Will the road you’re on get you to my place?” –  Jesus

 

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